She can win an argument with a knowing look.

She doesn’t make wishes on her birthday, she grants them.

The bartender always tips her.

God rested on the 7th day because she was pleased with his work.

When she sneezes God says “bless you”.

She gets Gatorade poured on her after the win.

She gets a second chance to make a first impression.

She gives multiple orgasms to her furniture just by sitting on it.

She has kind dragon eyes.

She’s taken the virginity of countless men she’s never met.

She needs no licks, to get to the center of a tootsie pop.

She moonwalks, but only on the moon.

Her shadow comes in a variety of colors.

She never climaxes-it feels good enough just being her.

She doesn’t think the song is about her, but it probably is.

She gives baby birds flying lessons.

She once visited the Virgin Islands…now they are known simply as, “The Islands”.